There was a young lady from a small town in Alabama...

She traveled the long way to New York for the summer, leaving behind her sixteen cousins, seven brothers-sisters, twenty nephews and nieces, and two half-brothers. But they all called her Aunt Janice. Anyway, one hot late summer day, Aunt Janice comes back to her small town. They all run out to greet her. Her cousin Jimmy is the first to shout, "Aunt Janice! What was New York like?" She replied, "Oh my, I do declare - it is quite the interesting place, little Jimmy!" Bubba, her nephew, exclaimed, "How so, Aunt Janice?" To which she replied, "Well, let me tell you, my sweet little hushpuppies. Did you know that in New York, I saw two men kissing?" Scruffy, her half-brother, piped out, "Ohhhh wow!!! What do they call two men kissing, Aunt Janice?" Aunt Janice replied - "Well bless your little heart, Scruffy..they call them the homo-sexuals!" Sandy Lee, her niece, then asked, "What else did you see, Aunt Janice?" Aunt Janice replied, "I also saw two women kissing, sweet butter pecan pie." Sandy Lee shouted, "Well what do they call them up in New York?" Aunt Janice said, "Why you delicious piece of maple syrup bacon, they call them the Les-bians!". FInally, little Gucci Mane asked, "Okay Aunt Janice. Tell me the most interesting thing that you saw." "Well," exclaimed Aunt Janice, "Did you know there are men in New York who kiss women in their privates?" All of her nieces and nephews and cousins and half-brothers exclaimed in wonder. Little Gucci Mane whispered, "Well what do they call them, Auntie?" To which Aunt Janice replied "Oh honey thing, I have no idea! But when he was done, I called him Precious!"

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