51. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
52. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
53. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.
54. Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
55. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
56. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces herself.
A2: Walks home.
57. Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
58. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
A: She fell out of the tree.
59 Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
60. Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
61. Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
A: She didn't know what ONE came first...
62 Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole?
A: Divorced.
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