*Note: This actually happened in my classroom just now
Professor: What do you call bonds issued by a foreign entity in the canadian market, in canadian currency?
Students: ...
Professor: Maple Bonds. What do you call bonds issued by a foreign entity in the japanese market, in japanese currency?
Students: ...
Professor: Samurai Bonds. What do you call bonds issued by a foreign entity in the US market, in US currency?
*One student slowly raises their hand, looks the professor dead in the eyes, and says loudly:*
Obesity Bonds?
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