Buying Toy with Fake Money
LIttle Johnny went into a toy store. He took a...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Three Little Pigs
One day the first grade teacher was reading th...
You can count on me
Q: What did the adding machine say to the cash...
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Adult Resignation
I am hereby officially tendering my resignatio...
What to Grow
One day the teacher asked the second grade cla...
Identity
At a school play three kids wore a mask and a ...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, ...
Miracle Toddler Diet! Guaranteed Results
People are always on the lookout for a new die...
More Science Bloopers
Apparently from students who didn't study...Th...
Adoption
A child custody case was held in court.
The...
On the river
One Sunday, little David is with his parents o...
Protect and Serve
While taking a routine vandalism report at an ...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don't...
49ers or 49,50
what comes after 49
I need a bike
A few months after his parents were divorced, ...
Top 10 Things Hanson will do when they grow up
#10. Sit on corners and take money people give...
Kiss it and make it better
Little Johnny had hurt his finger while workin...
They are in the shower
A salesman rang the doorbell and little Johnny...
Dog in Heat
Little Johnny wanted to walk his dog. So he go...
Telephone Trouble
What did the BIG telephone say to the little t...
Clinton Fan
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She a...
Makin' Babies
A second grader came home from school and said...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off ...