Can I Have A Drink?
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
F...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Numbers
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows hi...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain co...
very werid funny joke
There are three men one guy has a orange
the...
What To Name The Baby
When Little Johnny's mother found out she was ...
"Is that you mommy?"
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
...
Chicken
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to...
Donut Seeds
A blonde girl was eating Cheerios cereal one m...
I Just Can't Win
For the second time in a row, I was forced to ...
Your so ugly
your so ugly your mama had to feed you with a ...
Worm Eating
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When ...
What kind of bunny.....
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?
Mugs bunny!
Caught Entertaining
Little Johnny's father walks into the bathroom...
What am i?
i smile,u smile,
i laugh,u laugh,
i cry,u cr...
Disappearing Crayons
The kindergarten class had settled down to its...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loa...
Career Path -- or In my footsteps?
An acquaintance of mine who is a physician tol...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 ate nine! (7...
Watermelons
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He wa...
Smart
My dad gave me one dollar bill.
'Cause I'm hi...
Counting with Little Johnny
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows hi...
How do guys in jail.....
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?
...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog's tail like the center of a tree?...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?
...
Michael Jackson joke
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have...