Nickel Johnny
There was a little boy named Johnny who used t...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Sooner...
A mother was telling her little girl what her ...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a forg parks illegaly?
...
Kid in Dallas
A kid and his mom were walking on the sidewalk...
Voices! Voices! Shut up!
A teacher asked a pupil a question, but she co...
Yo mama
yo mamas so fat all streets became one way
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old broth...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
T...
Bad News Mom
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being part...
Not enough!
The child comes home from his first day at sch...
Are you a poopy idiot??
This is a poem to test your idiotic skills, wo...
Buttiches
once upon a time there was a kid named buttich...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
...
One more crack and I'll plaster you
Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: O...
Getting into heaven
An exasperated mother, whose son was always ge...
Lipstick at School
According to a news report, a certain private ...
why was the toilet rool running down the hill...
why was the toilet rool running down the hill ...
The cross-eyed teacher
Little Sarah was telling her best friend Naomi...
ADHD vs lightbulbs
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change...
Fish........... duhhh.
what did did the fish say when it swam into th...
Santa Claus
A few days after Christmas, my six-year-old so...
Apple
What kind of apples grow on pine trees?
pine...
Knock knock
knock knock.
who`s there?.
boo!
boo who?
s...
Advice of the day
If you have a lot of tension and you get a hea...
Breathe
A teenager goes to a doctor for a checkup.
...