Top 10 Things Hanson will do when they grow up


#10. Sit on corners and take money people give them to shut them up


#9. Be the next in line to have Michael Jackson's baby


#8. "Would you like fries with that?"


#7. "Striptease II"


#6. G.L.O.W. (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling)


#5. "Attention K-Mart shoppers, buy a box of kitty litter, and get a hanson CD free!"


#4. Host of MTV's show "One Hit Wonders"


#3. Plugging the roly-kit, and acne staton on the "Home Shopping Network"


#2. Drinking, a lot of drinking


#1. Settle down, and just try to be good housewives

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