LIttle Johnny went into a toy store. He took a toy plane and
gave the clerk fake money. The clerk told him, "Hey you, this
ain't real money." Little Johnny did not reply and continued to
walk out the store.
The clerk yelled at Little Johnny again, "Hey you, this ain't
real money." Little Johnny continued out the store.
The clerk ran after Little Johnny and told him again, "This
ain't real money." Little Johnny finally replied, "And this
ain't a real plane."
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