Green Thumb

Little Johnny was outside with his father one day and had noticed how great the neighbors garden looks.

Little Johnny's dad says to him "Our neighbor has a green thumb" Little Johnny was curious so went in for a closer look.

When he came back to tell his father that his thumb wasn't green, his father replied:

I didn't mean his thumb was actually green... it's like when someone says they caught someone red handed... there hands arnt actually red... the're black...

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