One day in kindergarten little Johnny was taking his turn working with letters and pictures on flashcards. The teacher was holding up flash cards with a letter on them and a picture that started with that letter. She held up the first one for little Johnny and he said "B, buh, bumble bee." "Very good," the teacher said, before flipping to the next card. Johnny sat for a second before saying, "Oh, easy. H, huh, house." The teacher congratulated Johnny again and flipped to another one. This one had little Johnny stumped. He took a good minute looking at the card before finally saying, "okay, I got it. M, muh, mmmmRat." True story my Grandma was the teacher.
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