There was a postman who used to deliver mail to a house were a little girl every day shouted out "Hi Bill!" and waved to him. Though his name wasn't Bill he always waved anyway. A couple of weeks later he ran into the girl's mother and he asked her why every time her little girl saw him she shouted out "Hi Bill!"Her mother started blushing and said " because whenever I see you coming I say here comes the bills!"
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