Night time question
Just before she went to bed, little Ruth�s mum...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Can you guess this???
Q. What is green and jumps??
A. a ca...
Piece of cake
Teacher: Where is your homework!
Student: I ...
sfet...
sfet
Elaphants
why couldn't the elphant fit on the bed ...
What is brown and sticky?...
What is brown and sticky?
A stick
Cold hard cash
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freeze...
The dog ate it!
"Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin s...
A Cub Scout trop was half an hour late
A Cub Scout trop was half an hour late to its ...
Teacher joke
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps...
Tragedy
David beckham is in a school and he goes into ...
Green and purple
What is 5,0000,00000 miles long ,green and pur...
Thunder Storm
One night there was a loud thunder storm.
As ...
Mommies
I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-...
Contagious
A teacher asks her class to use the word conta...
Morgan's night
Well, Morgan came home one night. She was 16 a...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom ...
Dr Seuss's PC
Dr Seuss explains computers:
If a packet hit...
Tooth Fairy's Form Letter
Dear:
Thank you for leaving [01] tooth under...
GOLF COURSE
Question: Why did the man wear to pars of pa...
Know I know my ABC's...
There was a little kid who needed to learn the...
Cadillacs
Three little black boys sitting on a porch. Th...
Gettng There
How do you get Pikachu onto a bus?
Pokemon (p...
Gold Coins
This is actually a true story that happened to...
Math
A little girl is failing math, so her father d...