A Cub Scout trop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den mother
asked them severely, �Why are you so late?�
�Oh,� said one boy, �we were helping an old man cross the street.�
�That�s a nice, but it shouldn�t make you half an hour late.�
�Well, you see,� said another boy, �he didn�t want to go.�
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