There was a little kid who needed to learn the ABC's for homework. He went to his big sister who was talking on the phone. "What's the first letter of the alphabet?"" ""Shutup!""
Next he went to his older brother who was in the bathroom. ""What's the second letter of the alphabet?"" ""Down the toliet
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