Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Divorced Barbie


A man was driving home from work one evening w...

When is a Car not a Car???


When is a car not a car?


When it turns into ...

Put a little boogie in it!


A do u make a kleenex dance?


Put a little b...

Change


A woman I work with is dating a doctor. She is...

Children of Isreal


At Sunday school, the new teacher, finished th...

Like a True parent


A man observed a woman in the grocery store wi...

Grace before ...


The Jones family invited Minister Chubb�s over...

Learning to Pick Up Toys


Dad: Look at this room. It's a mess. When will...

As Little Children


One Sunday a young child was acting up during ...

Yo mama


Yo mama is so nasty I called her on the phone ...

Kids in Hospital


Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on st...

Children's Games


A little boy runs into his house and asks, "Mo...

2 brothers that shared a room


There were 2 brothers that shared a room. One ...

Dolly Parton's Kids


Q: How can you find Dolly Parton's kids in a c...

Deep Dark Secrets


At school, a boy is told by a classmate that m...

Disney video


Daughter: I want the latest Disney princess vi...

Gran Lives Where?


When I stopped the bus to pick up little five ...

Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary!


Little Mary was sitting on her granfathe's kne...

Mommy, Mommy!


"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werew...

PEANUT


One day there were these 5 little boys
the f...

Wasting your time


A little boy walks into his parents room and s...

Peeing In The Pool


Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard a...

Children and Cars


Children in the back of the car cause accident...

Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Rita.
Rita who?
...

Cows...


Q. Why do cows have bells?


A. Becuase thier...