Gold Coins

This is actually a true story that happened to one of our readers, but it's as
funny as any joke we've heard: One day on the way home from work, I stopped at
the local Pharmacy and while I was checking out, I picked up some candy to take
home for me and my 7-year old son. It was a bag of Gold Coins (Gold Foil-covered
chocolate candy coins). There were many sizes, from dime to dollar. I took the
bag home, and me and my son opened the bag and ate all of the coins, my son
taking the bigger dollar-sized ones and me taking the smaller ones. The next
day, my wife, my son and I stopped at the Pharmacy again to pick up a few
things. While my wife and I were shopping, we noticed that my son had picked up
a Gold Coin Condom. Before we could catch him, he took it up to the counter and
asked the Pharmacist, ''What's this?'' The woman, looking very serious, said,
''That's a condom, son.'' To which my son replied, ''My daddy BOUGHT me some of
these yesterday!'' With a disgusted look on her face, the Pharmacist replied,
''Those are NOT for children, young man.'' And finally, my son replied, ''Then
I'll buy this one for my Daddy. He likes the LITTLE ones!''