"What's your phone number?"
The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get ...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.
The do...
Worms
A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a dem...
Little Johnny Stands Up
A new teacher was trying to make use of her ps...
The phone rings and a little boy answers...
Boy (whispering) : "Hello."
Caller : "Hello, ...
Old Fashioned
A little boy and a little girl were sitting on...
Batman & Robin
What did Batman say to Robin before he got in ...
Mommy Test
A mom was out walking with her 4 year old daug...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?
Answer...
POTENTIALLY
A boy came home from school one day. His fathe...
She fakes it
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it...
Bommerrang
What do you call a bommerrang that dose not
c...
Gift Wrapping
While purchasing some condoms, Little Johnny r...
Streetcorner sales
The kids filed back into class monday morning....
Circumcision
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on st...
Tips on Love by Kids!
Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):
W...
Sleeping with Mommy
One summer evening during a violent thundersto...
Little Johnny's Pink Eraser
Once there was a small classroom in a decent s...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an e...
Religious Relic Discovered
A little boy opened the big and old family Bib...
Hiking
A father came home from a long business trip t...
What is a volcano?
Q: What is a volcano?
A: A mountain with the ...
BOYISH PRANKS
"Why are you making your baby sister cry? I h...
Punishment in school
One day a little girl came home from school, a...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat?
A quacker!