Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Lice on the head


tom: why are you scratching your head?


harry...

A little boy wrote to Santa ...


One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "...

Rich kid


Two poor kids go to a birthday party at a rich...

Stupid Elephant Jokes


How can you tell when an elephant has been in ...

What you learn from Kids


THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM MY CHILDRENBy a Weary...

Ghost room


What room do ghosts never go to
The living ro...

Bush Fans


There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She a...

Daffynition


Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot th...

Cunning Plan


A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a m...

Construction Yard


A young family moved into a house next door to...

Fishing for a Reason


A young boy came to Sunday School late. His te...

Spider Mate


A little girl was playing in the garden when s...

Fat Lady


Little boy is in line with his dad, waiting to...

Chocolate coins


This story I heard from a friend of mine. I ho...

I Need a Drink of Water!


A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five...

Bedpan


A young man visited his sister who was married...

Silly


Whats brown and sticky?


A stick!

Birds and Bees


A rancher was helping one of his cows give bir...

Kid's say the darndest things...


Some grade school teachers must agree with tha...

About old man


Why old man can't walk?


because he got a wal...

Playing President


A little boy and a little girl were sitting on...

Mailman again


One night little Johnny got up to get a drink ...

Uncle Ted


One day at the end of class, little Johnny's t...

Sent to Your Room


"When I was a youngster," complained the frust...

Mother's Grey Hair


One day, a little girl is sitting and watching...