Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank o...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Dwayne
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Dwayne.
Dwayne Wh...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are...
Ugly faces
Finding one of her students making faces at ot...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade st...
What kind of bunny.....
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?
Mugs bunn...
A.D.D.
How many A.D.D. kids does take to screw in a l...
Why did the...
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff? ...
Stork brings babies
Little Johnny: Mom, what kind of bird brings w...
Turn to stone
there were two kids playing basketball outside...
Discovering America
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North ...
Bathroom Door is Closed
Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or a...
Restaurant Visit
The maitre d' of a fashionable restaurant look...
Giving Your Seat to
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus...
What does your dad do?
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in sc...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?
Be...
Died in Service
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little J...
Hungry?
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungr...
When You Grow Up
"What do you want to be when you grow up littl...
Booger booger
Once there was a boy who picked his nose every...
Johnny's First Job
Little Johnny applied for a salesman's job at ...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in th...
10 year old's marrying
Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old,...
ABC's
Student: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: Oka...
Where is he?
A manager in a big company needed to contact o...