While purchasing some condoms, Little Johnny remarked with a smile, "I'm giving my girl a birthday present tonight.""Yes, sir," smiled the drug clerk. Then he added, forcing a straight face, "would you perhaps like these gift-wrapped?""That wouldn't make much sense," said Little Johnny."They ARE the gift wrapping."
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