The phone rings and a little boy answers...


Boy (whispering) : "Hello."
Caller : "Hello, I was wondering if I could speak to your mother?"
Boy (whispering) : "She's busy."
Caller : "Oh, well then could I speak to your father?"
Boy (whispering) : "He's busy too."
Caller : "Well, is there any adult there I could speak to?"
Boy (whispering) : "The police are here."
Caller : "Goodness, could I speak to one of the officers?�
Boy (whispering) : "They're busy.�
Caller : "There must be somebody there I could speak to?"
Boy (whispering) : "The firemen are here.�
Caller : "Son, please let me speak to one of the firemen."
Boy (whispering) : "They're all busy.�
Caller : "Look, I think I really should speak to somebody,what is everybody
doing that's making them so busy.�
Boy (whispering) : "They're looking for me."

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