A little boy and a little girl were sitting on the porch talking, when the little girl suddenly winked and asked, "Do you want to get undressed and we can play doctor?"
The little boy replied, "That's too old fashioned, spit out your gum, I want to play President."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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