And you think kids dont pick things up....
It was my daughter Leahs orientation day at ki...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down...
Ray
what do you call ray when he got hit by a ten ...
Three guys
Three guys walk into a room for a job intervie...
Kids Perspective
One summer evening, during a violent thunderst...
Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
Note: This Application must be filled out comp...
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube
Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other ...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud where under his rain c...
A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmouth...
A famed English explorer was invited to Dartmo...
Show and smell
Why did the boy bring a shunk to show and tell...
I Know Your Secret
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmat...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It's ev...
Mailman again
One night little Johnny got up to get a drink ...
Hebrew Lesson
During his Hebrew lesson, little Alan asks his...
Brown
What is brown and sticky?
Answer: a stick
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Uniqu...
Baby Owner's Manual
Stay clear of the ejection port(s) both front ...
Bullets in a cake
One day there was a grandmother, her 2 grandau...
Loving the Teacher
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of h...
Cyanide Watermelons
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He wa...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from scho...
Kite Tails and Rejection
One day a father and son are flying a kite. Th...
What you learn from Kids
THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM MY CHILDREN By a Wear...
Indian names
An Indian boy goes to his mother one day with ...
Arithmetic
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmet...