tom: why are you scratching your head?
harry: ive got those arithmetic bugs again
tom: arithmetic bugs-what are they
harry: well, some people call them head lice.
tom:then why do you call them arithmetic bugs?
harry: because they add to my misery, subtract from my pleasure, divide my attention and multiply like crazy
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