Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

You so poor


you so poor I walked in the front door and out...

Doing Some Homework


"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for footb...

Little johnny at school 2


Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math ...

Playpen


Mary was almost crazy with her three kids. She...

Cookie


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Postman Pat


What do you call Postman Pat when he retires?
...

Jack


The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows hi...

The Poor Preacher


After the church service a little boy told the...

Anna's mom....


Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daugh...

When your nose goes on strike....


what do you do when your nose goes on strike?
...

Children


Children certainly brighten up a home. Who eve...

Kid Axioms


"Accent asked students at Columbus' Beck Schoo...

A grade school teacher


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

Manners


There r 2 kids named Shutup & Trouble.


T...

Cat Trick


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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To g...

No Punishment


Boy: Will you punish me for something I
didn'...

Lost bag


A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopp...

What the law says!!!"


Once there was a mom and a dad , they had a da...

Ballerina


What did the ballerina do when she hurt her fo...

Remeber


will you remeber me tomorrow?
will you remebe...

Brushing the Child


If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing h...

POTENTIALLY


A boy came home from school one day. His fathe...

Whats a period


The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...

Circumspection


Two five-year-old boys are standing at the toi...