Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Well Behaved Students


The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room...

Mrs Jones class


Miss Jones wanted to start the year off right....

Quiet flight


As a crowded airliner is about to take off, th...

The lighting of the church candles


A mother took her three-year-old daughter to c...

I'm A Chicken


Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I...

ADD Lightbulb


How many kids with ADD does it take to skrew i...

G. I. Joe


A mom and her little girl at the toys counter ...

a little horse walked into a bar to order...


a little horse walked into a bar to order some...

Why did the zombie baby cross the road?


Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
To wr...

Beautiful Grammar Lesson


One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, th...

Bed Wetter


I made myself a snowball
As perfect as can be...

Amen to that!


During a children's sermon, Father Dennis aske...

Top Five Lies Told by Teaching Assistants


5. I'm not going to grant any extensions.
4. ...

The letter "g".


Q: What do you find at the end of everything?
...

Kids on proverbs


A first grade teacher collected well known pro...

Few hairs


Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning...

Animal Noises


A group of young children were siting in a cir...

Monster cookies


your so ugly you stuck your face in dough and ...

Kids Today!


7 year old Johnnie to teacher."Please miss

"It's Adam's suit!!!!!"


A little boy opened the big and old family Bib...

I AM FREE!


THERE WAS A MEN WHO SCAPE OF JAIL CARVING AND ...

Little Johnny Crack-up.


A young female teacher was giving an assignmen...

Yo mamma joke


Yo mamma so poor when I ring the doorbell she ...

The blessing


A Dinner Prayer
A family was having some peop...

No More Baby Talk!


On the first day of school, a 3rd grade teache...