Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

Ghostly Giggle


Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
Bec...

Contagious


In school the lesson was about the word "conta...

Help Others and Learn to Run


A priest is walking down the street one day wh...

Childish Proverbs


A first grade teacher collected well known pro...

A Child's View of Retirement


After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her y...

Wonderful Judge


Why should Snow White be a wonderful judge?


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How to date a boy?


First ask his name. You should flirt for ab...

"SHARPING THE PENCIL!!!"


Once, there were two parents taking a shower t...

Playing with Grandpa


A sister and brother are talking to each other...

Gift Wrapping


While purchasing some condoms, Little Johnny r...

Proud father


When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a ...

Police


i called 666 and the police came upside down!

Wrong number


A teenage girl had been talking on the phone f...

Kids In College


One can pity the father with three kids in col...

3 babies talking.


There were three little babies sitting next to...

One wish......


There was a Scottish man, an Irish man and a s...

What's the difference...


Q: What is the difference between a teacher an...

We will have the other half this afternoon!


Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day o...

Making new brother


One night little Johnny got up to get a drink ...

Supermarket Bravery


A man observed a woman in the grocery store wi...

Proverbs


A first grade teacher collected old, well know...

Bitter End


Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, gi...

Step, step, roar...


A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As h...

Typist


A little girl was diligently pounding away on ...

Watermelon patch


There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He wa...