Circumspection

Two five-year-old boys are standing at the toilet to piss.


One says, 'Your thingy doesn't have any skin on it.'


'I've been circumcised,' the other one says.


'What's that mean?'


'It means they cut the skin off at the end.'


'How old were you when it was cut off?'


'My mum said I was two days old.'


'Did it hurt?'


'You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year.'