A boy came home from school one day. His father asked him how his day was and the boy said, "Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference between potential and reality."His dad says, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with our next door neighbor for a million dollars." He came back with a shocked look on his face and said, "Dad, she said, 'Yes!"."OK son, now go and ask your sister the same question."A few minutes later he came back, shocked again. "Dad, she said, 'Yes!' also!"His dad told him, "There you go."His son looked at him, puzzled. "Dad I still don't understand.""Look son, POTENTIALLY we are multi-millionaires, but in REALITY we are dead broke and living with a couple of whores."
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