Boy Scout
When does a cub scout become a boy scout?
W...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed mons
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed ...
Q. Why did the little boy lick the lollypop...
Q. Why did the little boy lick the lollypop la...
Happy
what did santa clause give to people in thai l...
Dad's Fat!!
This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row whe...
Armen
knock, knock,
whos,
there,
armen,
such foo...
"I guess you'd be eating alone"
The teacher of the earth science class was lec...
Are These My Brains?
A three year old little boy was examining his ...
Untitled
What did the plow say to the tractor?
Pull m...
Stone Surprise
One day there were two boys playing by a strea...
Robo Teacher
A school teacher injured his back and had to w...
Climb the Walls
The little boy greeted his grandmother with a ...
Knock knock... Luke
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Luke
Luke who?
Loo...
Dad's Fat!!
This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row whe...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?
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Monsters
What do you call a monster who is famous?
A ...
COOL JOKE
Q:WHY WAS TIGGER LOOKING IN THE TOILET?
A:HE ...
The cactus joke
Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. He w...
The Elevator
Shaggy Brittany Spears & Shania Twain were...
Marriage Proposal
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, ...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?
Art!
Corporal punishment
"I have decided to abolish all corporal punish...
Snowy Days
What Do You Call Snow That Seems To Fall Slowl...
Door joke
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
Things I've Learned from My Children
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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