"I have decided to abolish all corporal punishment at this school," said the principal at morning assembly.
"That means that there will be no physical punishment."
A voice is heard from the back, "Does that mean that we don't have to eat school meals any more, sir?"
Submitted by curtis
Edited by calamjo
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