Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

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Why do two skunks argue?


Q: Why do two skunks argue?
A: Because they l...

Lazy


I'll tell you how lazy my kid is.


His goal ...

Footballers


why did the soocer teacher give his team light...

Future Plans


After a church service on Sunday morning, a yo...

Passwords


My kids love going to the Web, and they keep t...

Warewolf


Kid: Mom! Everyone at school says I look like ...

Little Johnny


The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...

The five inch kid


once there was this family and they had one so...

Alphabet For Homework


One day when jimmy was at school, the teacher ...

You know?


Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of...

Dumbwaiter


Dumbwaiter:


One who asks if the kids would ...

The Frustrated Bee


Why was the bee flying around with his legs cr...

Who Gets the Toy


The father of five children won a toy at a raf...

Hill Joke


Q. Why don't you tell a joke to a hill?


A. B...

Aunty's letter


Dear Sanju baba,


I'm writting this slow bec...

Alcohol


A father was trying to teach his young son the...

Rubbing Her The Right Way


A few months after his parents were divorced, ...

Leaf


A little boy opened the big and old family Bib...

Black Peas???


How did Black eye peas get their name?


They ...

The Truth


At school, a boy is told by a classmate that m...

Why Is My Name?


A mother was sitting on the couch reading a bo...

Little Johnny


A teacher asks her class, ' If there are 5 bir...

Dishes


A mother and son were washing dishes while the...