One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they
saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys
took off running. The other boy took off after his friend.
After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.
"Well," the boy said, "my mom told me that if I ever saw a
naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something
getting hard so I ran."
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