Have you ever asked your child a question too many

Well I hope you remember my story when they start getting frustrated.
My 3-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him
constantly.
One day we stoped at taco bell for a quick lunch in between errands, it was so
busy with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco I smelled something funny so of course I checked my
7-year-old daughter and she was clean.
Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him
and he said no!
I kept thinking, oh lord that child has had an accident and I didn't have any
clothes with me.
Then I said, Matt are you sure you did not have an accident, he said, no mommy
it's just gas.
I just knew that he must have had an accident cause the smell was getting
worse. SOOO I asked one more time MATT DID YOU HAVE AN ACCIDENT!
This time with a little smirk on his face he jumped up, and yanked down his
pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, SEE MOM IT'S JUST GAS!!!!...


While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos he calmly pulled up his
pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened.
I was mortified but some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better when
they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had.