Everybody has doorbells - and they all work!"
We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common...
"Why do you say that?"
I don't think my mom knows much about children...
Which one?
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math ...
When he steals a base
Q: When is a baseball player like a thief?
A:...
Children's Proverbs
A first grade teacher collected well known pro...
The Funny Child
Child - Dad?
Dad - Yeah?
Child - Are we po...
A sleeping bag with a yummy content
What do u call a golden sleeping bag with two ...
The Firetruck
There were 3 young kids who noticed that a fir...
Who's that?
A young boy was looking through the family alb...
Parents Away
A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a h...
Little Rascals
The little rascals were in class and the teach...
the doll
A man comes home with his little daughter, who...
Tooth Fairy
While working for an organization that deliver...
Three ducks
-What do you call three ducks and a box of Tri...
The Big Pencil
Question: What's the biggest pencil in the Wo...
Thanks for the lift!
A group of third, fourth, and fifth graders ac...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn't the monster make the football te...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her s...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lad...
The ducks
Two duck were walking and one duck dropped his...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher ask
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher...
Sissy
One summer evening during a violent thundersto...
A little girl asked her mother for ten cents
A little girl asked her mother for ten cents t...
Teachers First Day
It was the first day of school, and the elemen...