Learned From Kids
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Girls are ugly
girls are ugly
Serving the Turkey
Grandpa was showing Little Johnny around the f...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boon...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids...
H2O is hot ...
Real Kids
The children had all been photographed and the...
Find me
One day three boys were riding their bikes in ...
Under the wagon
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonlo...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?
Fryday
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5...
I need a bike
A few months after his parents were divorced, ...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross ...
A lady and her baby...
A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driv...
On the Range
A female newscaster is interviewing the leader...
St. Peter and the Slammer
An exasperated mother whose child was always g...
Period
Little Johnny's teacher told the class to go h...
Books
What did the Science book say to the math book...
Doctor's Visit
Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. ...
The math teacher
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't...
The sand wet
why is the sand wet?
because the seaweed!!
Willl You Remember Me?
Me: Will u remember me in a second?
Somebody ...
Toddler Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my...
Mom's Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who ha...
Barbie for Christmas
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it...
Washington Monument
Bill Clinton, George Bush and Osama Bin Ladin ...