A woman pregnant with triplets


A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber
runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies
are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to
operate.


All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a wee and this bullet came out."
replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened
16 years ago.


About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I
was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to
worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.


A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom,
"I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out." And the boy
says, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

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