On the Range

A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club:
Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on
this adventure holiday?"


Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting."


Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"


Mr. Jones: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range."


Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be
teaching children?"


Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline
before they even touch a firearm."


Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."


Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are
you?"