It saw the salad dressing!
Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw th...
Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.
Lord's Prayer Solo
A mother was teaching her three-year-old daugh...
abstract noun
"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is some...
Making faces
Finding one of her students making faces at ot...
Oscarmayers car
I ride in a weener and I seel hotdogs who am I...
The Top 13 Signs Your Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist
13> He's constantly mixing up with chemical...
Two five-year-old boys
Two five-year-old boys are standing at the pot...
ABOUT WITHES
Q:WHY O WITCHES FLY ON BROOMS?
A:BECAUSE VACU...
Bubbles
you want to hear somthing dirty a guy named Bi...
Jonnys Been Lucky
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner...
Dino
what do you call a dinosaur with high heels
m...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish?
A: Drop hi...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?
...
The boy & the clock
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window...
Eating Worms
Little Johnny refused to eat. So his mother, i...
Children and Cars
Children in the back of the car cause accident...
The strawberry
why did the baby strawberry cry? ...
Where did you get mummy then?
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Fat...
A boy and a clock
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window...
Bill Cosby
One day the teacher walks into her classroom a...
Seaguls
Why do seaguls live by the sea?
Because if th...
Johnny's Clothes
Little Johnny comes home from school with a no...
How do you make...?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put some bo...
Miracle whip
What did the Miracle Whip say when the girl op...
Moral Lesson
A mother had prepared a scrumptous pie for her...