A lady and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver looks at
the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, "AHHHH!
That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!"
The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of
the bus to sit down.
As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man
asks, "Are you ok, dear?"
The lady replies, "I'm so angry, that bus driver just
insulted me."
The man says, "You go back up there and give that bus
driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey."
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