The children had all been photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade theme each to buy a copy of the group picture..."Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, There is Jennifer, she is a lawyer; or that is Michael, he is a Doctor."
A small voice in the back of the third grade room ran out, "And there is the teacher, SHE IS DEAD!!!"
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