What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?
"Why you always lion?"
Lion Jokes
Three blondes are out on a hike...
when they come across some tracks. The first on...
What do you call a mentally handicapped lion?
a leotard ~
A man and his Giraffe walk into a bar...
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and s...
Dumb story
Q: There are 500 bricks on a pane. One falls of...
My Dad has the heart of a lion
and so much hate mail he had to shut down his d...
My Grandfather had the heart of a lion
and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo.
The Lion King has a lot of Simbalism
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A guy walks into a bar with his giraffe...
He orders the two of them a few drinks. The gir...
I have the heart of a lion...
and a lifelong ban from the zoo.
Why do Simba and Nala have such a good relationship?
They can always re lion each other.
Why did the sea lion go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal.
How do you make a Sea Lion?
You remove an electron from a Seal!
2 Giraffes
2 giraffes walk into a bar and one of the giraf...
A giraffe walks into a bar...
The giraffe trips and falls over, the bartender...
The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense
What did the Lion say to the Witch when she cau...
A lion tamer goes to see a psychologist...
He explains: "Doctor, I'm depressed. My emotio...
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion...
and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
My grandpa has a heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I'm going to start a grocery store to compete with Food Lion
I think I'll call it Nourishment Cheetah
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
The giraffe gets rather drunk, and passes out. ...
A lion offspring asked his dad "What is a world series?"
"I don't expect you to understand son, you are ...
If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions..
they should kill a lion
Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?
He was a lion.