Three Men go fight lions in Africa.
There are 3 men. A German, A Chinese man, and a...
Lion Jokes
Why did the lion lose at poker?
He was playing with a cheetah.
A lion goes into a restaurant
He sits down, and starts looking through the me...
Jokes
What did the lion say to the bee
Why did Mary fall of her swing?
Because she had no arms.
How do you put an el...
My grandfather has the heart of a lion
and the testicles of a giraffe
What's the difference between Barack Obama and Cecil the lion?
Ones an African lion, the other's a lyin' Afric...
Jokes
Know any lion jokes
My urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away
My dentist...
has the heart of a lion. ( sitting on his offic...
A dentist a day...
a dentist a day keeps the lion away.
If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions!
They should kill a lion.
Why does the internet always mourn the death of politicians?
Because they are always lion about everything.
A lion wouldn't cheat at golf...
But a tiger woods
Dentist
Lion
A few minutes ago while I was lifeguarding, an old lady told me that I looked like a lion pacing back and forth.
Now I'm nervous for my dentist appointment on T...
9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest pro health...
The other one is killing a lion
Cecil the lion's brother was just poached in Zimbabwe
That family is like the Stark family of the ani...
9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest toothpaste...
...the 10th is in still in hiding for paying $5...
Did you know Cecil was a black lion?
And man, even in Africa, the white people **STI...
The Cowardly Lion, Aslan, and Cecil are having drinks at a bar ...
They all look worn out so the bartender asks th...
Four out of five dentists recommend brushing to deal with plaque.
The other one recommends attaching a lion head ...
Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste?
The last dentist is busy killing a lion
Only in America...
Can you shoot up a whole church and still be ha...