The Loop Of Bricks
How do you get 500 bricks out of a plane?
-Open...
Lion Jokes
So a lion and a cheetah were racing...
So a lion and a cheetah were racing and the che...
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar..
They both sit at the bar and start drinking..8 ...
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage...
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her...
Two guys are walking through a game park
They come across a lion that has not eaten for ...
Top 10 Funniest Animal Jokes
Q. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks ...
A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife
but a Tiger Wood
I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job...
...but when I got home, all the signs were ther...
Corny Xmas Jokes
Heard these on the radio this morning...
1. Wh...
ROAR
Did you here about the lion joke it will make y...
A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar
The bartender asks what they're having.
The w...
Two guys are walking through a game park
Two guys are walking through a game park & they...
The Clown Joke (WARNING: Very Long)
Once upon a time - which is a terrible way to s...
My wife and I were talking about our physical relationship.
"I wish you were more of a lion," she said.
"A...
Once you've seen an Elephant attacked by a lion...
You've seen a maul.
A Monkey passes away at a zoo, and they have no other Monkey's in the zoo
A desperate man is hired to dress in a Monkey S...
21 One-Liners
1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of the...
Animal Jokes
A lion comes across two men, one reading and t...
My granddad has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from Bristol Zoo.
This joke works better told than read. There are 15 boxes in an airplane. One falls out. How many are left?
14.
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How do you put an elephant ins...
""A lion comes across two men!!!""
A lion comes across two men, one reading and th...
“Help! Help me!”
When a zoo’s gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires ...
If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions
they should kill a lion.
TIFU by being King of the jungle
Lololol I am Lion