Sir, can I ask a question?
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Y...
Lion Jokes
What are the similaritie(s) and difference(s) between O.J. Simpson and Simba?
Difference: One is an African lion. The other ...
What do you call a mentally challenged lion?
A leotard.
My Grandfather had the heart of a Lion
and a lifetime BAN from the city Zoo.
It's an old joke, but I said it to my kids and their friends and they went hysterical
A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How ma...
Apparently a lion has won a talent show in South Africa
The judges said it had roar talent
A monkey at a zoo passes away, and no monkeys are left to replace it
A desperate man is hired to dress in a Monkey S...
I don't think a lion would play golf
But a Tiger Wood
Student and teacher
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Y...
A long series of jokes
503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How man...
Lions and Tigers and Elephants Oh My!
To my left there was a ferocious lion! To my ri...
Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion...
My grandpa has the heart of a lion...
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I've got the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo.
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How do you put an
elepha...
The Lion and the Monkey
A lion and lioness are sitting in their den, wh...
Student: Sir, can i ask a question?
**STUDENT**: Sir, can I ask a question?
**TEAC...
Why was the lion cub sent to jail?
It was a child predator.
My dad has the heart of a lion,
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?
Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!
One day, an out of work mime was visiting a zoo
One day, an out of work mime was visiting a zoo...
My grandpa has the hearth of a lion
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Drunk cowboy
A cowboy gets captured by a group of Indians. T...
Lion King
Today, someone told me Mufasa died 22 years ago...