One day a man decides to quit his job and open up a zoo. He first needs to get animals for the zoo, so he buys 100 Mina birds. He then decides he needs some aquatic attractions, so he buys some porpoises from a shady man. The man tells him that if he does not feed the porpoises by 12 midnight, they will start to kill and eat each other. For one final attraction the state donates him some rescued lions.
That night at 11:50 pm the man remembers while walking by the porpoises that he has yet to feed them. He also realizes that he does not have enough time to run to the supply shed to feed them. So he comes up with a plan, he will grab some Mina birds from the cage and feed them to the porpoises, the only problem is the lion cage is between the Minas and the porpoises, and he does not have enough time to run around the lion pit. He decides then to run through the lion cage. He reaches the other side and grabs some Minas and starts heading back. About half way through the lion cage he sees a big light in the sky, a helicopter descends right in front of him and lands. Police pour out and put handcuffs on him and tell him he is under arrest. He asks why he is under arrest and the police respond, "you are under arrest for transporting Minas across state lions for immoral porpoises."
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