Lion Jokes

Lion Jokes

Santa Claws


Who wears red and white and roars like a lion?...

The Lion


What did the lion say when he saw two hunters ...

The Wisdom of Will Rogers


Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot...

Professional Test


Take the following test to see how qualified y...

Playing the Gorilla


once there was a zoo and it's main attraction ...

What is the difference between


What is the difference between O.J. Simpson an...

Puns and More


1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,...

Yo mamma face..........


yo mammas face is like a lion. big, hairy, and...

Unemployed Biologist


An unemployed biologist was starving and could...

Two lions


Two lions were lying around in the jungle. One...

Visit to the zoo


Mummy and daddy have taken little Issy to Lond...

A girffe in a a bar


A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR WITH A GIRAFFE AND GET...

African Lion


How are OJ Simpson and Simba from the "Lion Ki...

King of the Jungle


Operator, get me the king of the jungle. Sorry...

Knock KnockWho's there?Lion!Lion who?Lion down


Knock KnockWho's there?Lion!Lion who?Lion down...

Zoo

A guy responds to a job position at the city zo...

Roy's Cowboy Boots

Anyone remember Roy Clark, host of TV's "Hee Ha...

Stuffed Lion

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a...

A Big Game Hunter

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife ...

Animals of the jungle

1 How do you fit an elephant into your fridge w...

5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines

1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a ...

Before Hunting

What does the lion say to his friends before th...

Lion Story

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle lo...

LION TAMER

A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer, and ...

Ten Signs You Know You're At A Bad Zoo

1. When no one else is looking, you swear that ...