Stupid lion

Man: I'm taking my wife on an African Safari.

Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife?

Man: Nothing.

Friend: Nothing? You would do nothing?

Man: Right! Let the stupid lion fend for himself!

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

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