Man: I'm taking my wife on an African Safari.
Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife?
Man: Nothing.
Friend: Nothing? You would do nothing?
Man: Right! Let the stupid lion fend for himself!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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