Bag of Sand for Lion

Three guys, a red head, a brunet, and a blond, are walking in the forest.
The red head is carrying a rifle, the brunet a bottle of oil and the blond
a bag of sand.


The brunet and the blond asks the red head, "Why are you carrying a
rifle?" The red head replies, "If a lion were to chase me, I would shoot
it."


The red head and the blond ask the brunet, "Why are you carrying a bottle
of oil?" The brunet replies, "If a lion were to chase me, I would spill
the oil on the ground and it would slip and fall."


The read head and the brunet asks the blond, "Why are you carrying a bag
of sand?" The blond replies, "If a lion were to chase me, I would drop the
bag of sand and I'd be able to run faster!"