He survives the crash and is taken captive by tribesmen. He is taken to the chief of the tribe who tells him that the punishment for trespassing in their jungle is death. He says they are a fair tribe and other him a chance of freedom if he completes 3 tasks. The pilot, ecstatic about possibly living agrees without hesitation. He is taken to a clearing with 3 identical huts. The chief says " In the first hut is 6 bottles of the finest Russian vodka, drink them all in an hour. After that, in the second hut, there is a lion that has not eaten for days because he has a bad toothache. You need to remove the tooth using only your hands and you only have an hour. In the last hut there is a woman from the village who has never been satisfied sexually. You have only an hour to satisfy her.". The pilot, just thinking about survival rushes into the first hut. To everyone's amazement an empty bottle of vodka is tossed out every 10 minutes. An hour goes by and the pilot stumbles out of the hut completely drunk. After a couple of tries he eventually makes it into the second hut. Almost instantly the lion starts roaring and the pilot starts screaming. This goes on for about a half hour then it goes silent. A few minutes later the pilot stumbles out, claw marks all overn and clothes just covered in blood. He stumbles up to the chief, reeking of booze, leans in and asks, "So, where is the lady with the toothache?"
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